My Life As Is

Hi. Hey. How ya doin'?
My name is Lindsey Claire Hughes and I am currently a freshman here at this fabulous place referred to as Clemson University.  I spend six nights of the week drunk and the other one sleeping off the hangover. I ride to class on horseback and eat my steak bloody and raw. I can't afford university housing so I sleep in a cardboard box under the library bridge. Sometimes you can see me feeding the goldfish in the Reflection Pond the crumbs from my stolen Subway sandwiches. I also failed all of my classes last semester.
Okay, okay. Not really.
My name is still Lindsey and I really am a student here.I am a prerehabilitation major, but I am in working to get into the health science major. In high school I ran track, cross country, and played a little bit of basketball. I loved it! I am now training to run a half marathon in the spring. I have a very smart and admirable twin sister who is studying at the College of Charleston. (No, we are not identical.) Although my main goal in life is to become a physical therapist, I want to spend sometime after college working as a personal trainer. I have a dog named max, I always keep my nails painted, I enjoy photography, and I absolutely love spending time with old people. I think hearing a persons life stories, no matter how insignificant they may seem, is the best way to get to know who a person really is. I am excited about being in this class and I will be making an "A."

And that, my friends, is the truth.